Some Funny Dog Jokes

Funnily enough, FunnyJokeDog goes barking mad for funny dog jokes! Here are some of his favourites:

I went to the zoo to see the animals but it only had one small dog. It was a Shih-tzu.

A three-legged dog walks into a bar in the Wild West. He slides up to the counter and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

My dog's so lazy, he doesn't chase cars. He sits on the kerb and takes down license plates.

A dog goes into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, "That'll be £10 please. And I must say you don’t see a dog in here drinking a martini very often." The dog says, "At these prices, I’m not surprised!"

A dog goes into a telegraph office, picks up a blank form, and writes: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk looks over the paper before telling the dog, "You know, there are only nine words here. You could add another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog shakes his head at the clerk in disbelief. "But that would make no sense at all."

You know that says, "Guide dogs only"? Well, who's it directed at - the dog?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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